"Giuliani to Run for President of 9/11"

...says The Onion.

If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.

[...]

According to Washington–based political analyst Gregory Hammond, Giuliani's candidacy "should not be underestimated."

"Sure, he has no foreign or national policy experience, and both his personal life and political career are riddled with scandal," said Hammond. "But in the key area of having been on TV on 9/11, the other candidates simply cannot match him. And as we saw in 2004, that's what matters most to voters in this post-9/11 world."

Also note this Hillary-related headline, which dovetails rather perfectly with something I said the other day. Spooky...

Labels: 2008, Presidential election, Rudy Giuliani, The Onion

  ¶ Posted by Paul Curtis 4:14 PM