Credit to Enterprise at Urban Elephants: at least he's asking the right questions.
"Oh dear, oh dear," said Lucy. "And I was so pleased at finding you again.
And I thought you'd let me stay. And I thought you'd come roaring in and
frighten all the enemies away - like last time. And now everything is going to
be horrid."
"It is hard for you, little one," said Aslan. "But things never happen the
same way twice."-C.S. Lewis, Prince Caspian